Monday, September 04, 2006

You Might Be a Mommy

1) If you've ever done a load of legos in the washing machine...

2) If you've ever enjoyed an oatmeal-facial unintentionally...

3) If you find yourself singing the theme song to "Dora the Explorer" in the shower...

4) If there is more food on the floor than in the refrigerator...

5) If you've ever looked into the cost of installing a GPS system on a sippy cup...

6) If your purse is too large to qualify as carry-on baggage...

7) If you've ever contracted a sore throat from talking like Elmo for too long...

8) If you've ever used your vacuum cleaner directly on a human being...

9) If you've ever excused yourself from a social setting by saying "I have to go to the potty..."

10) If you've ever been overwhelmed by God's goodness in the blessing of kids...

You might be a Mommy! (Or a Daddy, I suppose... except for the purse one. :)

4 comments:

Hannah said...

Well, some of those apply...

If such a thing as a registered babysitting professional were possible, I would definitely have my license by now. I still have a few things yet to enjoy... such as a load of legos in the washing machine...

God brings all good things in time, doesn't he???!!! ;)

Mary Boston said...

such a funny post.

Quinn said...

It makes me think you might be a redneck if...

Heather said...

I know you are a great singer and songwriter but I really think you should take up comedy....well, you crack me up all the time and thought that is not saying much let me just say you have a great many talents.