You Might Be a Mommy

1) If you've ever done a load of legos in the washing machine...

2) If you've ever enjoyed an oatmeal-facial unintentionally...

3) If you find yourself singing the theme song to "Dora the Explorer" in the shower...

4) If there is more food on the floor than in the refrigerator...

5) If you've ever looked into the cost of installing a GPS system on a sippy cup...

6) If your purse is too large to qualify as carry-on baggage...

7) If you've ever contracted a sore throat from talking like Elmo for too long...

8) If you've ever used your vacuum cleaner directly on a human being...

9) If you've ever excused yourself from a social setting by saying "I have to go to the potty..."

10) If you've ever been overwhelmed by God's goodness in the blessing of kids...

You might be a Mommy! (Or a Daddy, I suppose... except for the purse one. :)